By all that’s (un)holy please make it fucking so
Good news everyone!
“I’m ready to be the first Iranian to be sacrificed by the scientists of my country and go into space, even though I know there are a lot of candidates,” Ahmadinejad quipped.
That’s Iranian fuck-knuckle/President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. You may recall him from his famously insane United Nations addresses in which he rants about Israel and spews anti-Semitic bullshit ad nauseam or perhaps from the way he constantly tries to provoke stupid reactions from around the world. Or even just the fact that he’s the public face of a brutal and tyrannical regime. There’s all sorts of reasons to know and hate the guy.
In short, he’s an oxygen thief. So please, please, please Iranian rocket scientists, do us all a favour and shoot this pigshit into space. I’ll gladly buy a beer for the one who drills a small hole into the “airtight” capsule.
(read the full article if you like)
05/02/2013 at 11:06
You think he really has the guts to get in that thing? “Oh, I’m ready to go but our scientists tell me they need a highly-trained pilot, and my civic responsibilities, sadly, don’t allow enough time for that.”
Besides, even if you got rid of him, there’s a thousand more just like him waiting to replace him.
05/02/2013 at 11:09
Yeah I know, but a man’s gotta have a dream and this morning my dream is shooting that pigfucker into space and watching him get strained through a small hole in the canopy. Modest goals and small steps. Eventually all the bastards will be gone (I believe that’s called an extinction level event).